This will be a ramble.
You ever get to a point that you're so tired that you end up staring at a wall for five minutes and you're mind thinks about everything?
I hate medicine that won't let you do stuff. I am not allowed to lie down for thirty minutes, I can't eat for two hours, and I can't get pregnant. This sucks.
Especially because I'm tired right now but I can't lie down. Damn it all.
I like singing in front of a crowd. but I hate it at the same time.
I want to get a hat that looks like a hamburger... I will call it... A HATBURGER.
You know how it's bad to be a third wheel on a date? I was a 5th wheel the other night. Double date... and I get invited along and like the idiot I am, I say of course.
Did I ever tell you that that suit you're wearing makes my butt look big?
I went to the gas station in a tuxedo. The guy was all like "What's the occasion?" So I was all like "John Madden"
If my wallpaper had anymore kittens on it, I would have to burn my house down.
LIKE A VIRGIN. TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST/LAST TIME!!
Sleep Deprivation, More dangerous than marijuana (which isn't all that dangerous)