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3/22/11

Blog from a Lamp

Jesus Christ! Can he be any more clumsy? Or can he at least turn on the light? I mean, that's what I'm here for. Not to be knocked over in a sleepy haze while heading to the bathroom.
Over and over and over again.
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I need a new shade. Mine is torn and out of style. Maybe something in a maroon color... or better yet, a forest green. That would fit perfectly with my wooden stand.

I wouldn't imagine lamps would have much to say.
TVR
P.S. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! and I pity any girl who isn't me today.

5 comments:

  1. Fa la la la la la la laaa laa laaa!

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  2. Yo lamp, maybe if your switch was bigger I wouldn't be knocking you over all the time :)

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  3. Sharks or Jets? Also, lamps are assholes.

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  4. Lamps attack ppl in a furniture store

    http://vault.h-laurie.com/play.php?vid=90

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