Blog from a Fridge 3/5/11

Man, I've been starving this last week. I've been dying for some food. Damn microwave, he keeps bragging about how he makes those godawful noodles every 3 hours. I can hear him cooking right now, soon he'll start that horrible beeping sound.
I'm in the mood for some milk, I know the cupboard over there has a shit-ton of cereal and is getting tired of it.
Wait a second, there's the car parked out front. Oh please be groceries, please be groceries, PLEASE DEAR GOD LET IT BE GROCERIES!!
The best banquet ever! I can't believe all that food he bought! He even had to fill the basement fridge, and I know Basement Fridge has been starving for about two months now.

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