I feel like I suck

I did an audition... I fucked up...
So here's a Blog from a fish

Bored... Oh hey what's that? He's walking by... and he's still walking... what's behind me again?
PEBBLES!
Oh hey, look, he's still there!
OH YEAH! FOOD!
Yummy, you are awesome, here's a kiss! Ow my face, what's this in front of me?
Oh hey look... Pebbles.
I didn't know I had a castle... it's sort of thin... I LIKE IT... OW
Not comfortable to ram into I see...

I think someone drugged my fish... he won't stay still for longer than two seconds
...
Coke laced fish-sticks anyone?
TVR