So the other day I was talking to a friend when suddenly I just thought "what would happen if everybody said what they thought out loud for one day, like that movie 'Invention of Lies'"...
It didn't take long to realize a bunch of relationships would probably end and some new might start. Some people would be walking down the streets just singing and others would be shouting profanities.
Movie theaters would be near impossible to go to because everyone would be shouting out what they thought immediately and Stage-actors would probably be out of character every other second.
Some people would be with a group of friends saying "why do you like me?" and responses might go like "because my friend is with you right now and I want to hang out with her" which might lead to only one person truly liking the guy but the rest want to look cool.
An emo in the corner would be singing showtunes.
Some people might just be like "Apple! Fruit! Juice! Drink! Soda! Bubbles! Childhood!"
The stock-market would be crashing undoubtedly and a few politicians would get the boot.
Hell, if it was two days ago then my friend could have been arrested for smoking pot instead of straight-up lying to a cop and walking away.
Then I just though "No way would that ever happen" and continued on with my conversation.
TVR
P.S. What do you think could happen/change in your own personal life if this happened for one day?
5/27/11
5/26/11
Why?
I'm sorry, but I can not stand a certain actor. This guy is always typecast and people always argue for him and say "It's the director's fault" but he always plays the slightly cooky and awkward guy and when he isn't then he's monotone... He hasn't always been that way though, but now, Johnny Depp is just an actor that isn't that pleasant for me to watch.
Sleepy Hollow, cooky and awkward
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, cooky and extremely awkward
Pirates, Extremely cooky and less awkward.
People have argued to me that "It's just his acting choices for each role to make them different"... They are all the same just with more or less facial hair. One person told me "The director tells him to act like that and in Pirates he chose that on his own".. nice contradiction. He never looks like he's having fun, and whenever he doesn't do cooky and awkward he is monotone. (Sweeney Todd for example, He ruined that role)
I guess I shouldn't go on this rant... I already bitched about it enough yesterday
TVR
Edited in side-note after seeing some comments about how he is talented: I do think he does... or did have talent, it's just all the same now. I loved a lot of his more natural roles... and even though he's not a natural person in Edward Scissor-Hands, his delivery was a lot more real and less... "I am the whimsical Johnny Depp, FANGIRLS ARE MY AUDIENCE for I am the magic JD"
Sleepy Hollow, cooky and awkward
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, cooky and extremely awkward
Pirates, Extremely cooky and less awkward.
People have argued to me that "It's just his acting choices for each role to make them different"... They are all the same just with more or less facial hair. One person told me "The director tells him to act like that and in Pirates he chose that on his own".. nice contradiction. He never looks like he's having fun, and whenever he doesn't do cooky and awkward he is monotone. (Sweeney Todd for example, He ruined that role)
I guess I shouldn't go on this rant... I already bitched about it enough yesterday
TVR
Edited in side-note after seeing some comments about how he is talented: I do think he does... or did have talent, it's just all the same now. I loved a lot of his more natural roles... and even though he's not a natural person in Edward Scissor-Hands, his delivery was a lot more real and less... "I am the whimsical Johnny Depp, FANGIRLS ARE MY AUDIENCE for I am the magic JD"
5/25/11
More dares
I went to a swimming party and a game of T&D was going on...
I kissed 2 girls
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And 2 guys... and I touched a guys... dick... it had clothes over it still (THANK GOD)
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On the plus side, a girl licked my nipple and another ran her tongue from my head down until I said stop
TVR
P.S. One girl was dared to touch her nose with her foot by bending her foot behind her and around her head (She is a contortionist, that's not a joke, she was born ultra flexible)... she was wearing a swim suit... She's hairy... I'm not trying to sound like a perv, it just suddenly flashed to the whole group.
P.P.S. I got into an argument over films with someone, she said that the Terminator movies are all terrible... Then went on to praise the new Alice in Wonderland movie... Fucking Johnny Depp die-hards...
I kissed 2 girls
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And 2 guys... and I touched a guys... dick... it had clothes over it still (THANK GOD)
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On the plus side, a girl licked my nipple and another ran her tongue from my head down until I said stop
TVR
P.S. One girl was dared to touch her nose with her foot by bending her foot behind her and around her head (She is a contortionist, that's not a joke, she was born ultra flexible)... she was wearing a swim suit... She's hairy... I'm not trying to sound like a perv, it just suddenly flashed to the whole group.
P.P.S. I got into an argument over films with someone, she said that the Terminator movies are all terrible... Then went on to praise the new Alice in Wonderland movie... Fucking Johnny Depp die-hards...
Gulliver's Travels
Well I just finished the movie Gulliver's Travels with Jack Black.
My thoughts on it are as follows, it was fun, the story may not have been the best (though the original story is a classic) and the jokes worked most of the time, it would most enjoyably be looked at as a fun family flick or something to see with friends.
Synopses: A guy who works a dead-end job gets demoted from boss of the mail-room (in a newspaper place) to mail-room worker and gets a talk about how he has no ambition or passion, so he tries talking to a girl he likes and instead lies to her telling her that he writes and travels and would be perfect for an opening for a travel/journalist and submits a plagiarized sample journal and gets hired and sent to the Bermuda Triangle.
He gets shipwrecked in a slightly hilarious way and washes up on a land where everyone is tiny except him.
The jokes that work come from the modernization, they said something along the lines of "It beith not you, it beith me"... "that makes no sense"
The jokes that don't work involve potty humor... I love certain potty humor but it got gross within the context of this film. For example: he trips and his ass-crack lands on a man... Maybe it is funny talking about it, but not during the film.
Overall I would say watch it and forget about it, it's a one-time flick.
TVR
P.S. I'm not going to talk about the effects because it was so random, sometimes fantastic and sometimes god-awful.
My thoughts on it are as follows, it was fun, the story may not have been the best (though the original story is a classic) and the jokes worked most of the time, it would most enjoyably be looked at as a fun family flick or something to see with friends.
Synopses: A guy who works a dead-end job gets demoted from boss of the mail-room (in a newspaper place) to mail-room worker and gets a talk about how he has no ambition or passion, so he tries talking to a girl he likes and instead lies to her telling her that he writes and travels and would be perfect for an opening for a travel/journalist and submits a plagiarized sample journal and gets hired and sent to the Bermuda Triangle.
He gets shipwrecked in a slightly hilarious way and washes up on a land where everyone is tiny except him.
The jokes that work come from the modernization, they said something along the lines of "It beith not you, it beith me"... "that makes no sense"
The jokes that don't work involve potty humor... I love certain potty humor but it got gross within the context of this film. For example: he trips and his ass-crack lands on a man... Maybe it is funny talking about it, but not during the film.
Overall I would say watch it and forget about it, it's a one-time flick.
TVR
P.S. I'm not going to talk about the effects because it was so random, sometimes fantastic and sometimes god-awful.
5/20/11
Holidays and my interpretations/memories
New Year's Day: "hey guys, I got a few bottles and baggies here wanna come over?" "Can't man, someone slipped my girl some tranquilizers"
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day: YEAH, MORE SLEEP!
Groundhog Day: "Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" I love that movie
Lincoln's Birthday: today, we celebrate one badass man, who is just so... badass
Valentine's Day: "Here honey, I got you a present" "for the last time, I'm not opening that box, your penis is in there, I know it" "...Fine, here's a card and a box of boxes of chalk candy" "I hate chalk candy." "More for me then"
St. Patrick's Day: Hello Mr. toilet, care to carry this for a bit (puke everywhere), thanks old buddy... zzzzzzz
April Fools' Day: "Jesus, what's gonna happen next?" "Hey Taylor!" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."
Easter: Hey, you see that egg? It was laid by a bunny! Don't believe me? See this? It's a statue depicting the God of this mess (Chocolate Easter Bunny) This is all lies told to you, mammals do lay eggs and I have the proof! What other way can this happen?
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day: YEAH, MORE SLEEP!
Groundhog Day: "Ned... Ryerson. 'Needlenose Ned'? 'Ned the Head'? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. Ned Ryerson: I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! Ned Ryerson: got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson: I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?" I love that movie
Lincoln's Birthday: today, we celebrate one badass man, who is just so... badass
Valentine's Day: "Here honey, I got you a present" "for the last time, I'm not opening that box, your penis is in there, I know it" "...Fine, here's a card and a box of boxes of chalk candy" "I hate chalk candy." "More for me then"
St. Patrick's Day: Hello Mr. toilet, care to carry this for a bit (puke everywhere), thanks old buddy... zzzzzzz
April Fools' Day: "Jesus, what's gonna happen next?" "Hey Taylor!" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME."
Easter: Hey, you see that egg? It was laid by a bunny! Don't believe me? See this? It's a statue depicting the God of this mess (Chocolate Easter Bunny) This is all lies told to you, mammals do lay eggs and I have the proof! What other way can this happen?
Earth Day: What to do... I know! I'll go blo- damn you electricity...
Mother's Day: Hey Mom, hope you like the movies I bought you, I know you've been wanting them for a while
Father's Day: Hey Dad, hope you enjoy those beers so you can live through those chick flicks Mom recently got from a mysterious unknown source
Independence Day: Oh say can you see by the dawns early light
Mother's Day: Hey Mom, hope you like the movies I bought you, I know you've been wanting them for a while
Father's Day: Hey Dad, hope you enjoy those beers so you can live through those chick flicks Mom recently got from a mysterious unknown source
Independence Day: Oh say can you see by the dawns early light
what so proudly we blew
up all of our resources.
We enjoy doing so,
with humorous ease,
and the explosions we watch
to celebrate our inheritance
July 6th, my Birthday: Movies, gaming, and questionable activities and blowing up shit
Halloween: "Fuck yes, I know what I'm doing this year!" "Taylor, aren't a bit old for this" "Get the fuck out of my house"
Thanksgiving: BURP
Black Friday:... Friday... Black... Oh my God... It's a conspiracy... FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK!
Christmas: Going out caroling! Be back soon... (To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)God fuck all you spoiled richboys, let Hell be your pay, Because I hate hearing your whining, every single day!
New Year's Eve:Wash, Rinse, Repeat
July 6th, my Birthday: Movies, gaming, and questionable activities and blowing up shit
Halloween: "Fuck yes, I know what I'm doing this year!" "Taylor, aren't a bit old for this" "Get the fuck out of my house"
Thanksgiving: BURP
Black Friday:... Friday... Black... Oh my God... It's a conspiracy... FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK!
Christmas: Going out caroling! Be back soon... (To the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)God fuck all you spoiled richboys, let Hell be your pay, Because I hate hearing your whining, every single day!
New Year's Eve:Wash, Rinse, Repeat
5/18/11
I'm not one to lose a bet/dare!
Right now I have a bet with a friend that by August I will have a viking beard (Swedish blood, and I also lived there for a while so the air is still in me)
I was once dared to keep ice by my nuts for a good 3 minutes... holy fuck... 20 dollars richer.
One day this will be the end of me
I also started a conspiracy around a friend regarding suing a circus for a trapeze accident and he's going to try them for some fried pickles and clown suits but it's all part of a big plan that will unfold by the night of the City Ball... I think it's confusing him and it makes me laugh... It wasn't a bet or a dare, it was fun.
One more dare, and this shows my stupidity:
A girl said skinny dip into a non-heated outdoor pool... it was snowing outside... and I would get make-out privileges... Not bright... That girl is sort of a bitch anyway... Why'd I do it?
I never pass up a good bet or dare.
TVR
P.S. I've realized, I do not have the face for the beard, but I still have promised to grow it, and I will post weekly pictures that may be disappointing because apparently my hair stops growing after a week, but I WILL BE RED BEARD!!
I was once dared to keep ice by my nuts for a good 3 minutes... holy fuck... 20 dollars richer.
One day this will be the end of me
I also started a conspiracy around a friend regarding suing a circus for a trapeze accident and he's going to try them for some fried pickles and clown suits but it's all part of a big plan that will unfold by the night of the City Ball... I think it's confusing him and it makes me laugh... It wasn't a bet or a dare, it was fun.
One more dare, and this shows my stupidity:
A girl said skinny dip into a non-heated outdoor pool... it was snowing outside... and I would get make-out privileges... Not bright... That girl is sort of a bitch anyway... Why'd I do it?
I never pass up a good bet or dare.
TVR
P.S. I've realized, I do not have the face for the beard, but I still have promised to grow it, and I will post weekly pictures that may be disappointing because apparently my hair stops growing after a week, but I WILL BE RED BEARD!!
5/16/11
What we gotta do
Okay, so what we gotta do is we gotta get a spy and make sure he's sly and male, then we gotta get him some herb (wink-wink) get him on an airplane then just get him to stumble over his words about a hot female just so when he lifts off we can say "we saw my shy sly spy guy fly by"
Also, I got into that musical theatre group I auditioned for!
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As a bass! :/
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I'm a tenor.
HELLYEAH!!!
TVR
Also, I got into that musical theatre group I auditioned for!
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As a bass! :/
...
I'm a tenor.
HELLYEAH!!!
TVR
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