A lesson in "reverse psychology"

You don't want to read this or express your opinion here.

TVR

P.S. You really don't, trust me

I've gone and lost my originality.

• • Taylor (me)
    news reporters are dumb
• George (pal)

  • why so
• Taylor

  • In a hostage situation, they were reporting exactly what the police were planning to do... The people committing the act were watching the TV to see just that, what the police were planning to do.
• George

  • wow, how the fuck did the press get that info
• Taylor

  • They were outside watching the police.
• George

  • dumbasses. did they get away?
• Taylor

  • The hostages were killed... This was a while ago though, in Germany... It's still dumb.
• George

  • what the hell
• Taylor

  • yup
• George

  • this is why i don't like reporters
• Taylor

  • exactly
• George

  • were you a hostage?
• Taylor

  • what?
  • No, I'm just watching old news video
• George

  • it must suck to be a dead hostage
• Taylor

  • It must suck to be a hostage in general
• George

  • uh hu, you know i used to think gunpoint was a place
• Taylor

  • brb
  • bvcxsasxcvghjk
• George

  • the art of naming volcanos
• Taylor

  • You could be a documentary about that
• George

  • hmmmmmmmm
• Taylor

  • mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh
• George

  • i would do it but, documentarys bore me

• Taylor

  • YOU ARE A DOCUMENTARY
  • brb again
  • kcab
• George

  • i am not a documentary
• Taylor

  • This... Fucking... Internet.
• George

  • sounds pretty bad
• Taylor

  • I had a connection, but as soon as I plugged in my headphones. THE FUCKING CONNECTION WAS GONE. Now I am in the attic trying to get a connection
• George

  • hahahahaah
• Taylor

  • GODDAMMIT!
• George

  • ehehehehehe
• Taylor

  • I accidentally nudged it with my fucking knee. I had to change rooms otherwise a connection would be nonexistant.
• George

  • that sucks
• Taylor

  • AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL I LOSE MY DUCKINGD MFADSIJND;OFRA]A\
  • FUUCK
• George

  • hahahahaha
• Taylor

  • I AM PISSED
• George 

  • i bet
• Taylor

  • I didn't even fucking want casp= lock
  • ..../
  • every time I type something, something I don't want to show up, like a typo, will fucking show up.
    
    
    In other words, I can't hold up a conversation without one thing switching to another, over and over again... Also, I have decided, I want to move to Sweden for a Summer and do street performances for the Summer.
    
    
    TVR
    Edit: sorry about the color problem, and thank you SamArmy for notifying me through your comment.
    
    

Youtube

Youtube. For the most part, I can't stand it. At most, a good 30% is good, and that's not counting the many duplicate videos and videos that are under a minute. Then there is the comments. One small detail of the video can be taken the wrong way by one person, and then the whole comment page on a video about the proper use of toenail clippers, filled with comments against the sexual overtones of the video.Third, Youtube is not a place to voice your opinion on the waiter last night who ended. Last, there are the people who think that since they can make their classroom laugh or that their parents think they can sing, they can make everyone on the internet laugh or charm the world with their voice, but what we end up with is some mobile phone recording of them squawking or them flailing around and making the jokes we hear every day in our own social life.

I hate to seem like a critic, but if Youtube were a movie, I would give it one and a half stars with the following critique.

"It started out as a promising flick with a mixture of varieties, and with some great vocals, but as it drew closer to the middle, I saw what could only be described as a disastrous piece of tripe that seemed like a 12 year old would have written and the music grew exceedingly worse with the further I got into it. If you want a good film, watch about the first third."

TVR

P.S. I really struggle at coming up with good topics, doesn't it seem?

So I had to shave. (re-posted after I translated it over and over)

Because of my music, to confirm, but I do not know when I have a role, even in the U.S., I went to HT ... ... ... ... ... .. This is just a game community ... ... ... ... ... The odd thing is listening, can successfully cope with, fishing ... ... ... ... ... But now I have to shave, I think, it began to grow thick ... ... ... ... ... ... ... oh. I love Google Chrome like hell to accept the word. The report really ... every fire base and the lack of warning. Nearly all the rights, but You can stop the slow motion, you never know what will happen in the regional business. Roger and out. Jimmy, I have a special party of soldiers, now is the time for sleep. All rights 


TVR
PS I swear this night, watching a beautiful place, but I suggest you go to the bathroom, when you return, re-read what I wrote (and often forgotten, he wrote again, this is little interest in pop music and monologue) damn confused.

So I had to shave.

Because I'm going to be in a musical, that's already confirmed, but I don't know if I have a role though. I'm going to be in HT$... It's just a community play though... It feels weird to have a smooth face after s while of scruff... but now that I shaved it finally feels like it's starting to grow thick... Goddammit. I love how Google Chrome accepts Goddammit as a word.
Nothing to really report on... There's no fire on the base and there's no warning signal. over.
All right, but keep on guard, you never know what could happen in a battle zone. over
Roger that, over and out.
Jimmy, I told you to put your toy soldiers away, now it's time for bed.
All right Mom...
Good night.

TVR
P.S. I swear this made sense, but I left to go to the bathroom and when I came back I re-read what I wrote (I usually forget what I write seconds after, I have a small attention span that's usually taken up by music and monologues) And I was confused as fuck.

Fuck me... With a rake.

I think I might start "Vlogging" because I think a lot of my "jokes" (rants) have timing issues that I can't display also, I think I'm going to try getting my ass in gear and start ranting (posting) every day again... but on the topic of the title.
So recently I've been on Facebook a lot and I usually forget about the "Make everyone leave me the fuck alone" button (Usually is translated into: Every fuckin' time) and I am, as you would say, a pushover, a "beta", and I find it hard to defriend people on Facebook (except for one bitch, but that's another story)
So I'm writing an essay (woo, summer work) and suddenly I hear the noise "Brah-ding"... "What the fuck was that?... Oh yeah, Facebook." and blam, Ex alert.
Me at this moment: Oh for the love of Christ. (as it has been established, I am not too big on religion, I don't hate it, I just can't stand it being preached nonstop (irony, I'm Mormon... kind of), I used "Christ" as an expression to display my disgust.)
So my ex wants to talk to me. All right, no biggy.
Ex: hi
Me: Hello
Ex: wassup?
I am stuck in a state where I am bored at all times, I do not want to talk about how I've done nothing, and I just don't want to talk to my ex so I try shocking her to get her to leave.
Me: I shaved my crotch.
Ex:...
Me: Yes?
Ex: I wax
Goddammit. It did not work. I don't have the balls to say "Fuck off" so I continue chatting with her and making dirty responses to get her off my ass.
Ex: I think mah girlfriend likes me. I told her I was bi and she said "score" and every tuesday she grabs my boobs and says "Innapropriate touch tuesday"
Me: Well I don't blame her, You got some tasty boobs girl, I'd be on 'em all day long and and maybe on a bit more
This is me talking out of my ass trying to get her to leave because when we were together she would smack me over the head for saying something like that.
Ex: ___ is unavailable to chat right now, you may send a message, yadiyadiyada.
SUCCESS!!!
I tell my friend George that I finally got the bitch away from me over chat and he congratulates me and suddenly
Ex: Sorry, I had to help get groceries (she lives with her parents who I am actually good friends with still) and thanks for the compliment.
At the point I opened a Dr. Pepper bottle and just walked away from the computer and rammed my head into the nearest table.

TVR

Whoo, Birthday Time

So yesterday I turned a year older, it feels great because I got breakfast in bed and I got to make my own cake.
One thing that happened was I was talking to my step-dad at a buffet the day before my birthday and I said "Man, it feels great to have a birthday still with my whole family" and a random guy just happened to overhear
While grabbing some more food the guy walked up to me and said "you're getting older tomorrow"
"Yeah"
"Happy Birthday, It's my birthday tomorrow, too"
"Haha, awesome, well, Happy Birthday to  you."
"Thanks"
And it made my day feel great.