So I had to shave.

Because I'm going to be in a musical, that's already confirmed, but I don't know if I have a role though. I'm going to be in HT$... It's just a community play though... It feels weird to have a smooth face after s while of scruff... but now that I shaved it finally feels like it's starting to grow thick... Goddammit. I love how Google Chrome accepts Goddammit as a word.
Nothing to really report on... There's no fire on the base and there's no warning signal. over.
All right, but keep on guard, you never know what could happen in a battle zone. over
Roger that, over and out.
Jimmy, I told you to put your toy soldiers away, now it's time for bed.
All right Mom...
Good night.

TVR
P.S. I swear this made sense, but I left to go to the bathroom and when I came back I re-read what I wrote (I usually forget what I write seconds after, I have a small attention span that's usually taken up by music and monologues) And I was confused as fuck.

Fuck me... With a rake.

I think I might start "Vlogging" because I think a lot of my "jokes" (rants) have timing issues that I can't display also, I think I'm going to try getting my ass in gear and start ranting (posting) every day again... but on the topic of the title.
So recently I've been on Facebook a lot and I usually forget about the "Make everyone leave me the fuck alone" button (Usually is translated into: Every fuckin' time) and I am, as you would say, a pushover, a "beta", and I find it hard to defriend people on Facebook (except for one bitch, but that's another story)
So I'm writing an essay (woo, summer work) and suddenly I hear the noise "Brah-ding"... "What the fuck was that?... Oh yeah, Facebook." and blam, Ex alert.
Me at this moment: Oh for the love of Christ. (as it has been established, I am not too big on religion, I don't hate it, I just can't stand it being preached nonstop (irony, I'm Mormon... kind of), I used "Christ" as an expression to display my disgust.)
So my ex wants to talk to me. All right, no biggy.
Ex: hi
Me: Hello
Ex: wassup?
I am stuck in a state where I am bored at all times, I do not want to talk about how I've done nothing, and I just don't want to talk to my ex so I try shocking her to get her to leave.
Me: I shaved my crotch.
Ex:...
Me: Yes?
Ex: I wax
Goddammit. It did not work. I don't have the balls to say "Fuck off" so I continue chatting with her and making dirty responses to get her off my ass.
Ex: I think mah girlfriend likes me. I told her I was bi and she said "score" and every tuesday she grabs my boobs and says "Innapropriate touch tuesday"
Me: Well I don't blame her, You got some tasty boobs girl, I'd be on 'em all day long and and maybe on a bit more
This is me talking out of my ass trying to get her to leave because when we were together she would smack me over the head for saying something like that.
Ex: ___ is unavailable to chat right now, you may send a message, yadiyadiyada.
SUCCESS!!!
I tell my friend George that I finally got the bitch away from me over chat and he congratulates me and suddenly
Ex: Sorry, I had to help get groceries (she lives with her parents who I am actually good friends with still) and thanks for the compliment.
At the point I opened a Dr. Pepper bottle and just walked away from the computer and rammed my head into the nearest table.

TVR

Whoo, Birthday Time

So yesterday I turned a year older, it feels great because I got breakfast in bed and I got to make my own cake.
One thing that happened was I was talking to my step-dad at a buffet the day before my birthday and I said "Man, it feels great to have a birthday still with my whole family" and a random guy just happened to overhear
While grabbing some more food the guy walked up to me and said "you're getting older tomorrow"
"Yeah"
"Happy Birthday, It's my birthday tomorrow, too"
"Haha, awesome, well, Happy Birthday to  you."
"Thanks"
And it made my day feel great.

Stream Of Mind 2, The Sequel

All right, I'm playing my music to help clear my mind because as of now, I am trying to "Detox" from Dr. Pepper which is my source of stupidity.
Seeing how I can be stupid on many occasions without caffeine I think I'll try another stream of mind.
I finally finished Majora's Mask completely after about a month, I did take breaks because if I was sitting at my TV for a full month then I wouldn't be able to see anything that doesn't project light. After I got the last Heart Piece the first thought that entered my mind "That was anti-climactic"
I was talking to one of my female friends (there is a lot of crude dialogue between us two) and I said out of nowhere "My balls are itchy" like a true man would. She responded "Thanks for the update, that's about the same as me saying 'my vag is itchy'" My response to the response: "Not really, balls are a dangly part connected to the main attraction"
"Well they're in the same general area"
"You mean they're in the same genital area"

I've been growing a beard for the last month... I think the best way to describe it is "Scruffy" I guess I don't have the testosterone for a manly beard yet.

You know what happens when you take a bird out of it's habitat? I don't but I'm pretty sure that they don't like it.

I need to get out of this house... AUDITIONS!!! I CAN PRACT- Wait, I'm already in something... PRACTICE ANYWAY

Like most sequels, this in no way holds up to the original, I guess I just need more adrenaline than I do caffeine.
TVR

I love gadgetry and retro games

So I now have these nice headphones, they are completely wireless (except for where it plugs in and I'm sure there's wiring on the little signal sender) and I've been wearing them for a good 10 hours without the sound messing around and no need to change the batteries, if you can find them (they're made by Sony) they cost around 12-15 dollaroonies at Ross they are a good buy (except you want the one that has a small tower sender, not a semi-circle signal thingamabob).
Ross... I hate that store, whenever I'm with family and they want to go shopping, they go to Ross... "Dress for Less"... I found some shoes at a local shoe store for 15 dollars and at Ross they were, and this is not exaggeration, 40 bucks. Wow, I'm glad I avoid Ross like the plague.
I had a conversation about how Zelda is a whore, how she likes being kidnapped, and how she most likely has STDs. She has the triforce of Wisdom, shouldn't she know not to get caught, get turned to stone (she got stoned *drum-shot*) or just know HOW TO SHOOT AN ARROW?! She keeps hitting me in Wind Waker... fucking bitch...
All well, I've been playing DreamCast and re-realized something... I suck balls at fighters... I'm trying to play this game called "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure" on easy... I feel like I lost my dignity with how quick I lost.
Also, one time I was playing Street Fighter 4 at a gamestore and this little kid who was probably 6-7 clicked the other controller and so he was going to play against me and and he kicked my ass at it... I just need to stick to my shoot'em'ups.

Don't You Hate/Love Certain Dreams?

My dreams all last week consisted of amazing things, first, I had a dream that I was in ancient times (and I had an awesome mustache (And I don't mean one of the "ironic" mustaches, I mean a good mustache.))And I was on my way to a nice castle. As soon as I got there I learned that it was my own.
I was pampered and everything was wonderful and I suddenly got a bill out of nowhere, I looked it over and I pulled out my wallet to figure out I had no money.
I told the man who apparantly handed me the bill awkwardly that I had nothing on me so the building started crumbling and poof I woke up from the dream... I chuckled for a bit and then I got ready for the day.

Today I woke up from a terrible dream, I was smoking from a hookah (something I don't normally do) while I was in a limo with one of my sisters friends. We were driving down the street and suddenly I saw my Girlfriend making out with my best friend since childhood. I got out and he looks over at me and stands up, kicks me in the nuts and walks back (in real life I'm nearly immune to those types of hits, it's almost sad, I've been hit in a variety of ways.) I ask her "What the fuck?" and she says "I love him now" (simplistic, yes, but it's my dream) I walk over and punch my friend in the back of the head and he passes out and that's when I woke up.

Dreams are friends and enemies.
TVR
P.S. This was pointless, I know.

Wooh... break time!

I haven't been posting lately because I've been traveling, but I promise to start posting as soon as I can (and as soon as I can get the backlight on my computer working again) just for those few that listen to my rants and rambles