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4/11/11

Blog from a Snowman (Yes, I still have snow where I am, but not for long)

Well, I've been sitting here since January and I'm pretty sure I'm all ice by now... but I can feel the heat coming.
I think I've had a good run for a snowman though, at least I'm not going to be butchered with a baseball bat or going to melt because I was made by a drunk... wait... I was made by a drunk... and a stoner... and an overactor who might have been high and/or drunk... How have I been here so long?
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Maybe since I'm nearly complete ice by now I can see what the sun looks like just for a bit and
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oh crap there noes my right arm. this'll be fun... yeah I'm alread melting... screw thataplan about seeing the sun...
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Hey, here comes the ovractor
with a blowtorch... well I'm fucked... bye, had a nice...life?

Just a (semi-straightedge) overactor
TVR
P.S. If you've never used a blowtorch to melt a snowman, it is so fun.
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9 comments:

  1. Fishy CorporationApril 11, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    Nice story, I have never melted a snowman with a blowtorch but it sounds fun haha! :)

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  2. MaquinaApril 11, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Torrid zone does not know 'bout snow

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  3. AnonymousApril 11, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    At least a blowtorch is a pretty badass way to go.

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  4. GraftedApril 11, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    I have gotta blowtorch a snowman sometime now

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  5. ZombieApril 11, 2011 at 10:44 PM

    How about instead of using a blowtorch you use a fire cracker!

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  6. AllenTeschApril 11, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Using a blowtorch sounds like an excellent idea. Better than firecrackers.

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  7. UnknownApril 12, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    lol great story

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  8. jopjopjopApril 12, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    thaha sounds like it was great fun

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  9. MikeApril 12, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Snowman POV, good stuff

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