Another pointless ramble

I'm starting to write a 5-8 minute one act with a friend but I don't know what to title it.

I figured out that my mask hanging on my wall is the perfect spot to hide "things" behind.

I have braces but I am THANKFULLY getting them off next month.

Will the soulless ginger joke ever end? It's old!

Reading the play "Rumors" by Neil Simon. It's funny, dark, and one Hell of a funny farce.

I like Hayao Miyazaki stuff but I usually don't like anime... and I hate Ponyo.

I'm competing in another music thing because I past qualifications with perfect marks... FUCK YEAH!! and then I'll head back to the gas station in a tuxedo.

Maybe a dress instead.

I'm going to be an Uncle by around October or November!!!

I hate being the youngest out of my siblings.

I compulsively count things.

Whenever I'm pissed or anything I never show it, what I do instead is I annoy people around me to vent my anger. I always feel like a douchebag around the week after though.

Why do people always insist on putting 1's in a group of !'s? It's annoying.

Too many pet peeves.

Why are thin and full eyebrows attractive to me?

You ever go wandering 'round town and suddenly BAM!! Then you're pregnant!

High & Flying (but not on drugs at the moment)

TVR

Something for you all to know

In dreams a gun is usually a psychological translation of an erect penis, Fish can cough, and I'm not wearing anything at the moment.

Blog from a Balloon

Today started well. I got purchased with a pack of 99... Why not 100 I have no clue but I was the balloon first picked out of the bag because it was a pack of red ones yet I was silver.
Everything was going well but then after the party his nephew took me outside and immediately lost grip... or he let go.
Now I've been floating past the world for at least 4 hours and thanks to the wind I've seen 5 mountains, 2 cities, and one small town and I've even flown alongside some birds.
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I think the pressure is getting to me. I feel like I might burst but I've seen a lot in these few hours. I'm up by the clouds. I guess this is a goodbye though.
Who else gets to go to a party and see more than most men in only one day?

Feeling like shit,
TVR

Too tired to think

This will be a ramble.
You ever get to a point that you're so tired that you end up staring at a wall for five minutes and  you're mind thinks about everything?
I hate medicine that won't let you do stuff. I am not allowed to lie down for thirty minutes, I can't eat for two hours, and I can't get pregnant. This sucks.
Especially because I'm tired right now but I can't lie down. Damn it all.
I like singing in front of a crowd. but I hate it at the same time.
I want to get a hat that looks like a hamburger... I will call it... A HATBURGER.
You know how it's bad to be a third wheel on a date? I was a 5th wheel the other night. Double date... and I get invited along and like the idiot I am, I say of course.
Did I ever tell you that that suit you're wearing makes my butt look big?
I went to the gas station in a tuxedo. The guy was all like "What's the occasion?" So I was all like "John Madden"
If my wallpaper had anymore kittens on it, I would have to burn my house down.
LIKE A VIRGIN. TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST/LAST TIME!!

Sleep Deprivation, More dangerous than marijuana (which isn't all that dangerous)
TVR

Blog from a Lamp

Jesus Christ! Can he be any more clumsy? Or can he at least turn on the light? I mean, that's what I'm here for. Not to be knocked over in a sleepy haze while heading to the bathroom.
Over and over and over again.
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I need a new shade. Mine is torn and out of style. Maybe something in a maroon color... or better yet, a forest green. That would fit perfectly with my wooden stand.

I wouldn't imagine lamps would have much to say.
TVR
P.S. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay! and I pity any girl who isn't me today.

Blogs from a various piercings

Wow... I've been sitting here for a week and this is absolute garbage that she's eating. How can this be healthy?

I guess it's interesting seeing the world from the mouth of a singer... It's still sort of disgusting

-Tongue Piercing

I can't believe it. Just sitting in the drawer and when I'm finally about to be used again, my biggest gem seems to be missing. I just can't believe it. I'm perfect for the occasion! But this giant gaping hole is just not symmetrical with my other. I guess she's got a decent reason... I still can't believe it...

-Ear Piercing

Well, what can I say? 

-Naval Piercing

I'd go further, but I'm trying not to be dirty

TVR

P.S. Note the "she"s instead of "he"s. These are not my piercings. I am piercing free... for now... until I get drunk at a party and make a stupid call for an appointment at a piercing and tattoo place getting a tattoo at the same time of two pieces of bread in nun clothing with a banner under it saying "Beware the nun buns"... either that or I'll get one to impress a girl.

Blog from a Television (F Bomb warning, because I think my T.V. has been around that word a lot.)

All right, I can deal with that Classic Video Gaming marathon he had. I can deal with when he just decides to watch random shitty movies like Garbage Pail Kids.
But when you have a full, every episode marathon... of Scrubs. From episode 1 season one to episode What The Fuck are you doing watching all of them in one day because you are slightly stressed out?
That's a bit weak.
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At least he's watching funny stuff right now... I think it's supposed to be funny... In a dark way...
Extremely dark and epic mindfuck... in Czech...
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What's the deal with the foreign movies anyway?
Amelie, Life is Beautiful, Tokyo Godfathers, Pan's Labyrinth.
English not good enough for him?
I guess I can't blame him. A lot that comes out in English is complete shit.

TVR
P.S. That mindfuck movie is called "Little Otik" and you can find it streaming on Netflix.
Also, those 4 movies listed are some of my all time favorites. Check 'em out if you can, they're great.